Family: Getting a haircut is a dangerous thing...

If you ever look close at my hairstyle, you will see that it is all completed in about 2.5 seconds after getting out of the shower. Maybe this is from my time in the marine corps, when my hair was short enough to remain standing on end under water, or under an oil spill for that matter. Maybe it comes from having to share a bathroom with 3 sisters growing up, and deciding that I didn't want to be in there any longer than I have to. That being said, I intend to get my hair cut this week, and once again I find myself intimidated. Will she hack it all to pieces so I have to brush my hair to cover it up? Will she leave it so long that no one will notice I got it cut? Will she take forever? Will she make me look like a rockstar? Will she make me look like I sleep in a rock quarry? (yeah, I don't really get it either) What will she ask me questions about? What will people say about it? Will my grossly thick mushroom cloud for hair ever be calmed down? Is baldness on the mother's side or the fathers? Will Erin kiss me when I get home, or will she tell me to go back to the barbershop?

Here I go, wish me luck...