Things I learned living in SC:

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in SC.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in SC.
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite ya.
5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.
6. It's not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
7. Jaw-P means did ya'll go to the bathroom?
8. People actually eat and grow okra.
9. Fixinto is one word.
10. There is no such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.
11. Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it in your sippy cup.
12. You switch from heat to AC in one day.
13. You know what a "dawg" is.
14. You carry jumper cables in your car for your own car.
15. Going to Wal-Mart is known as goin to Wally World.
16. The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
17. You understand these jokes and send them to your sc friends

Thanks to Brian for sharing this with me!