10 Reasons You Shouldn't Bother Dating Your Wife

1. She should tell you about what's been on her mind while you are watching tv together. No reason to get all dressed up for that. Have a conversation at home where you are comfortable.
2. Just because you went out a lot when you were dating doesn't mean you have to now. That's why you got married, so you don't have to interact with each other in that uncomfortable setting any more.
3. I told her I loved her the day we got married. If it changes I'll let her know. I don't have to go out on a date and be all sappy about our relationship.
4. Listening to live music is so overrated and lame. We can listen to live music at home with Pandora.
5. We already have a couple dates on the schedule. Valentines Day, our anniversary, and my wife's birthday. Other than that, it just seems like overkill.
6. With all the money we're saving by not going out, I can put that into the projects around the house my wife asked me to do....  ...one of these days.
7. We like to be around our kids. All the time. I want to be able to watch them sleep. They are so cute, and I don't want to miss anything.
8. Dating is expensive! My wife can make us dinner at home for pennies on the dollar.
9. My wife is an incredible cook. Why would I pay someone else to make us dinner?
10. Once the kids are out of the house, we will have plenty of time to "ignite the fire" if you know what I mean. Maybe we will go out on more dates then. Besides, we will have plenty of money to do it then.